{"id":10781,"date":"2011-06-10T14:04:20","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T18:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=10781"},"modified":"2011-06-10T14:04:20","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T18:04:20","slug":"cum-se-rezolva-o-criza-financiara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2011\/06\/10\/cum-se-rezolva-o-criza-financiara\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum se rezolv\u0103 o criz\u0103 financiar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Cu to\u0163ii ne-am \u00eentre\u00adbat cum lucreaz\u0103 facto\u00adrul psihologic \u00een rezolvarea cri\u00adzelor fi\u00adnan\u00adciare. Iat\u0103 un exemplu.\n<p>Un or\u0103\u015fel pe malul m\u0103rii, \u00een plin sezon. Plou\u0103 to\u00adren\u0163ial de mai multe zile, locul e pustiu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o zi, la un mic hotel, apare un turist. \u00cei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de 100$  recep\u0163ionerului \u015fi se duce s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fte o camer\u0103 pe gustul lui.  \u015eeful hotelului ia repede bancnota \u015fi alearg\u0103 la b\u0103can, s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103  datoria. Omul ia banii \u015fi se duce s\u0103-\u015fi achite datoria la fermier. Care,  la r\u00e2ndul lui, d\u0103 fuga s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103\u00adteas\u00adc\u0103 furnizorul de furaje. Acesta  alearg\u0103 la prostituat\u0103, pe care n-o mai pl\u0103tise de ceva vre\u00adme. Femeia  vine repede cu banii la hotel, unde fusese cu clien\u0163ii ultimele d\u0103\u0163i \u015fi  r\u0103m\u0103sese datoare. \u00cen acest moment, coboa\u00adr\u0103 clientul care nu g\u0103sise  nicio ca\u00ad\u00admer\u0103 pe placul lui, ia bancno\u00adta \u015fi p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte localitatea.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei uite-a\u015fa, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio intrare de capital, \u00eentregul ora\u015f \u015fi-a re\u00advenit \u015fi prive\u015fte mai optimist spre viitor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Ion \u015fi Maria, \u00een cas\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103i Ioane, mi-i cam frig!<br \/>\n&#8211; \u015ei ce s\u0103-\u0163i fac eu? Mai pune o hain\u0103 pe tine!<br \/>\n&#8211; Uite, pun, da\u2019 tot \u00eei frig!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mai pune una, de!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103 Ioane, apoi c\u00e2nd ma\u00adma \u00eei spunea lu\u2019 tata c\u0103-i e frig, el o lua \u00een bra\u0163e, m\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i \u015fi de unde s\u0103-l iau eu pe taic\u0103-tu la ora asta?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> Medicul c\u0103tre pacient:<br \/>\n&#8211; Sunte\u0163i foarte grav bolnav, trebuie s\u0103 renun\u0163a\u0163i de urgen\u0163\u0103 la fumat, la b\u0103utur\u0103 \u015fi la m\u00e2n\u00adc\u0103\u00adru\u00adrile cu carne gras\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; Probabil e o gre\u015feal\u0103: n-am fumat nicioda\u00adt\u0103, de alcool nu m\u0103 ating \u015fi sunt vegetarian!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ooo, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, aceste aspecte fac diagnosti\u00adcul extrem de dificil!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li> \u00centr-un magazin intr\u0103 un negru cu un papagal imens pe um\u0103r. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea, hipnotizat\u0103 de penajul viu colorat, exclam\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Vai, ce frumos este! De unde \u00eel ai?<br \/>\n&#8211; Din Africa, r\u0103spunde repede papagalul.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>O blond\u0103 sexy c\u0103tre un tip, \u00een mijlocul petrecerii:<br \/>\n&#8211; Dumneata tare semeni cu al treilea so\u0163 al meu!<br \/>\n&#8211; Cred c\u0103 s-ar cuveni s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur. Dar de c\u00e2te ori a\u0163i fost c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, de dou\u0103 ori.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cu to\u0163ii ne-am \u00eentre\u00adbat cum lucreaz\u0103 facto\u00adrul psihologic \u00een rezolvarea cri\u00adzelor fi\u00adnan\u00adciare. Iat\u0103 un exemplu. Un or\u0103\u015fel pe malul m\u0103rii, \u00een plin sezon. Plou\u0103 to\u00adren\u0163ial de mai multe zile, locul e pustiu. \u00centr-o zi, la un mic hotel, apare un turist. \u00cei d\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de 100$ recep\u0163ionerului \u015fi se duce s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fte [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[380],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-2NT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}