{"id":112993,"date":"2022-12-02T17:07:04","date_gmt":"2022-12-02T22:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=112993"},"modified":"2022-12-02T17:07:04","modified_gmt":"2022-12-02T22:07:04","slug":"prost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2022\/12\/02\/prost\/","title":{"rendered":"Da nij io nu-s prost"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poftim? Mai zi o dat\u0103. M-ai f\u0103cut prost? Pe cine faci tu, b\u0103, prost? Pe tine. Pe ci\u2026nu, c\u0103 n-am auzit bine, ia mai zi o dat\u0103. E\u0219ti prost. B\u0103, \u021bine-m\u0103, c\u0103-l omor, \u0103sta m-a f\u0103cut prost, prost e\u0219ti tu! Poftim? Mai zi o dat\u0103. M-ai f\u0103cut prost? Pe cine faci tu, b\u0103, prost? Pe tine. Pe ci\u2026nu, c\u0103 n-am auzit bine, ia mai zi o dat\u0103. E\u0219ti prost. B\u0103, \u021bine-m\u0103, c\u0103-l omor, \u0103sta m-a f\u0103cut prost, prost e\u0219ti tu!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218i tot a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

De c\u00eete ori n-a\u021bi auzit fr\u00eenturi din replica asta, \u00een formule diverse, colorate sau pe gri, asezonate cu vorbe de dulce pe care nu-mi permit sa le reproduc, c\u0103 s\u00eentem \u00een post? Poate a\u021bi rostit-o chiar voi, \u00eent\u0103r\u00eeta\u021bi de o situa\u021bie \u00een care orgoliul v-a fost \u0219ifonat \u0219i vi s-a pus la \u00eendoial\u0103 capacitatea de a g\u00eendi cu logic\u0103 \u0219i vitez\u0103 \u0219i a\u021bi l\u0103sat s\u0103 v\u0103 inunde valul de indignare.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, proasto, uit\u0103-te pe unde mergi!- delicate\u021buri pe \u0219osea, de exemplu\u2026<\/p>\n

Uite-l si pe prostu\u2019 \u0103la. \u2013 la spectacol\u2026<\/p>\n

S\u0103racu\u2019, e \u0219i prost r\u0103u. \u2013 la telefon\u2026<\/p>\n

Dai \u00een gropi, de prost ce e\u0219ti. \u2013 fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

Cine e proasta aia care vorbe\u0219te acolo? \u2013 \u00een intimitatea familiei\u2026.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 se vorbe\u0219te despre noi. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 avem o ureche invizibil\u0103 \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 \u00een care, na, s\u00eentem toca\u021bi m\u0103runt de binevoitori, care \u0219tiu ei bine s\u0103 aprecieze lucrurile, fiind coco\u021ba\u021bi\u00a0 \u00eentr-un jil\u021b distant, demiurgic. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 au emis cuv\u00eentul arz\u0103tor, cu noi de fa\u021b\u0103. Ei, \u00een clipa aceea, \u00een cazul rom\u00e2nilor, ceva se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103. E ca o vraj\u0103.<\/p>\n

Auzim aceste vorbe \u0219i, ca la ap\u0103sarea unui buton secret, lu\u0103m foc. Min\u021bile se \u00eentunec\u0103. Prost? Ai impresia c\u0103 este blestemul final, batjocura suprem\u0103, sabia deasupra capului, totul se n\u0103ruie. Nu, nu prost! S\u0103-mi zic\u0103 oricum, dar s\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 de prostie, vai, asta nu! Nuuuu! Nu, nu, nu!<\/p>\n

\u0218i s\u0103rim, pe neg\u00eendite, cu riposta. Violent. Unora li se opre\u0219te buc\u0103\u021bica \u00een g\u00eet, a\u0219a se precipit\u0103 \u00een a da replica urgent \u0219i ustur\u0103tor, sau se reped cu pumni \u0219i palme, a\u0219a vor ei s\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103 o atare neobr\u0103zare. Pe neg\u00eendite.<\/p>\n

Dar ia s\u0103 ne g\u00eendim<\/h2>\n

De ce ne ambal\u0103m, de ce ne inflam\u0103m in halul \u0103sta la o a\u0219a caracterizare? De ce ne sare mu\u0219tarul c\u00eend se ajunge la concluzia (real\u0103 sau doar r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103) c\u0103 nu am g\u00eendit, c\u0103 s\u00eentem cam p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103i? Nu ne favorizeaz\u0103, dar oare nu este un lucru posibil? \u0218i dac\u0103 e o jignire gratuit\u0103, ce conteaz\u0103, c\u00eend tu \u0219tii c\u00eete parale faci, c\u00eend \u00een interiorul t\u0103u este armonie? E problema lor, a celor-f\u0103r\u0103-cusur s\u0103 se descurce cu cei pe care-i consider\u0103 inferiori, mai pu\u021bin boga\u021bi \u00een circumvolu\u021biuni.<\/p>\n

Mi-amintesc cum se \u00eentreba \u00een serialul s\u0103u, Jerry Seinfeld, asem\u0103n\u0103tor, observ\u00eend ce schimbare de stare provoac\u0103 o ridicare de deget mijlociu \u00eenspre cineva. Cum se perpelesc, cum se \u00eencrunt\u0103, cum ridic\u0103 pumnii, cum innebunesc oamenii de la\u2026un deget? \u0218i d\u0103-i \u0219i r\u00eezi de ciud\u0103\u021benia reac\u021biei la acest gest. Dac\u0103 te deta\u0219ezi, e foarte amuzant. Ca ni\u0219te anim\u0103lu\u021be care reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 la stimul. \u0218i explica \u00een stand-up-ul respectiv cum pentru el e\u2026doar un deget. Ce te face s\u0103 devii un taur furios, un animal dezl\u0103n\u021buit din pricina \u2026unui deget!?<\/p>\n

Asta m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu, \u00een naivitatea mea, faptul c\u0103 cineva, un oarecare de nic\u0103ieri, deloc important \u00een cre\u0219terea ta, \u00een evolu\u021bia ta, \u00ee\u021bi arunc\u0103 senten\u021bios aceast\u0103 caracterizare, cum c\u0103 e\u0219ti un om simplu, f\u0103r\u0103 mari capacit\u0103\u021bi intelectuale, cum te poate deranja, cum \u00ee\u021bi poate p\u0103rea chiar o lovitur\u0103, astfel \u00eenc\u00eet s\u0103 te transforme \u00eentr-o persoan\u0103 furibund\u0103? P\u0103i \u00een clipa aceea, reac\u021bia dispropor\u021bionat\u0103 arat\u0103, iat\u0103, c\u0103 de fapt\u201a \u021bi se potrive\u0219te, \u00een sf\u00eer\u0219it, teribila etichet\u0103, prostia, de care ne e a\u0219a fric\u0103, oare de ce.<\/p>\n

Am fost martor\u0103, am v\u0103zut \u00een diverse ipostaze \u0219i alte popoare reac\u021bion\u00eend la invectivul \u2018stupid\u2019, e departe de a echivala cu catastrofa. \u00cen Marea Britanie am auzit de c\u00eeteva ori \u0219i chiar am fost atent\u0103 la reac\u021bii, \u00een trafic, \u00een cercuri restr\u00eense, \u00een pie\u021be, \u201eYou, stupid!\u201d, da, se mai folose\u0219te, dar se consider\u0103 glum\u0103, \u00een cel mai grav caz\u00a0 se ciule\u0219te o ureche \u0219i se merge mai departe, cultura lor nu asociaz\u0103 instantaneu un comportament de tip vulcan \u00een erup\u021bie. La noi e jale. Nu \u021bi se poate spune a\u0219a ceva, e inadmisibil, nu tu, al\u021bii, da, s\u00eent t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103i, pro\u0219ti f\u0103cu\u021bi gr\u0103mad\u0103, dar tu, hm, tu care\u2026m\u0103 rog, tu nu po\u021bi fi numit a\u0219a, dar dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103, e de acceptat doar indirect, sub form\u0103 de b\u00eerf\u0103, ca s\u0103 o po\u021bi manageria. Altfel, explodezi. Cum, m\u0103, s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 mie prost\/proast\u0103??!! Uh!!!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a. \u0218i dac\u0103 \u021bi-a zis, ce? Treci la altceva, c\u0103 poate ai treab\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Posibile explica\u021bii<\/h2>\n

Probabil c\u0103 se r\u0103scoal\u0103 \u00een noi ciob\u0103na\u0219ul vr\u00eencean din Miori\u021ba, de at\u00e2tea ori luat la bani m\u0103run\u021bi pentru apatia de care d\u0103 dovad\u0103 la primele semne c\u0103-l pa\u0219te o lupt\u0103 nedreapt\u0103. Noi, aproape to\u021bi, l-am catalogat: prost. Astfel, ne-am catalogat pe noi \u00een\u0219ine, fiindc\u0103, cum \u0219tim, omul cu alegoria moarte-nunt\u0103 e chintesen\u021ba poporului rom\u00e2n. \u0218i s\u0103 te dispre\u021buie\u0219ti pe tine nu e chiar ok. \u00ce\u021bi sabotezi propriile for\u021be, propria substan\u021b\u0103. L\u0103untrul t\u0103u nu mai e \u00een echilibru. Te umpli de venin \u0219i turbezi. Se nume\u0219te cumva boala, nu zic, n-a\u0219 crede totu\u0219i c\u0103 suferim cu to\u021bii de asta, mai s\u00eentem \u0219i cei care avem sentimente mai bune \u00een privin\u021ba ciobanului cu oi mai multe \u0219i cai inv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi \u0219i c\u00eeini mai b\u0103rba\u021bi. Dac\u0103 ajunge s\u0103-\u021bi prevesteasc\u0103 oaia nenorociri, atunci chiar c\u0103 nu mai e nimic de f\u0103cut \u0219i atitudinea lui e chiar la polul opus, o dovad\u0103 de \u00een\u021belepciune.<\/p>\n

Poate este istoria zbuciumat\u0103, at\u00eet de des invocat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ne-au c\u0103lcat at\u00ee\u021bia pe piciorul de plai de ne-au \u00eenvine\u021bit, n-ajungea c\u0103 ne-a r\u0103mas mic dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi, ne-au murd\u0103rit \u00een mod a\u0219a brutal lustrul bombeului, \u00eenc\u00eet am ajuns s\u0103 url\u0103m din gura de rai, r\u0103nit\u0103, din to\u021bi bojocii: Prooooost! Cu sensul de au, ce bub\u0103 am, ce prost m\u0103 simt. \u0218i s-o fi transmis jena asta \u00een fiecare din noi, a\u0219a \u00eenc\u00eet la auzul cuv\u00eentului care ne descrie ur\u00eecios, noi reac\u021bion\u0103m, ca lovi\u021bi la bub\u0103. \u0218tim c\u0103 nu e pl\u0103cut s\u0103 te loveasc\u0103 cineva \u00eentr-un punct nevralgic.<\/p>\n

Sau poate e de vin\u0103 mo\u0219tenirea cea grea a comunismului. Da, asta trebuie s\u0103 fie, asta e de vin\u0103 pentru toate. De parc\u0103 o l\u0103di\u021b\u0103 cu ceva zorzoane \u0219i odoare din trecut ar putea s\u0103 preia \u0219i s\u0103 isp\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 p\u0103catele unor fiin\u021be con\u0219tiente, dotate cu discern\u0103m\u00eent. Dar dac\u0103 trecem de partea material\u0103 a mo\u0219tenirii, putem specula c\u0103 fricile, neputin\u021bele, lipsa noastr\u0103 de curaj din acei ani \u0219i-au pus amprenta pe isteria care ne cuprinde la auzul semnalului deranjant: Prostule! Exact cum anumi\u021bi c\u00eeini sar la beregat\u0103 dac\u0103 aud un sunet specific.<\/p>\n

Poate fi de la \u0219coal\u0103, din momentele \u00een care nu-\u021bi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bai lec\u021bia, voiai s\u0103 treci neobservat \u0219i deodat\u0103 erai scos la tabl\u0103, erai praf \u0219i pulbere, b\u00eet\u0103 \u0219i tuf\u0103 de Vene\u021bia, iar vreun coleg tr\u0103gea concluzia: E\u0219ti prost, te-am v\u0103zut, e\u0219ti una cu p\u0103m\u00eentul. Cum, c\u00eend era s\u0103 scapi neascultat \u0219i eventual s\u0103 te fofilezi tot anul \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi iei not\u0103 mare pe caiet, cineva s\u0103-\u021bi dejoace planurile? Cum s\u0103 te dema\u0219te a\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai po\u021bi face nimic? Ar fi plauzibil ca astfel de oameni s\u0103 men\u021bin\u0103 \u00een ei acea frustrare. Cu alte cuvinte, cei care au ceva vin\u0103, ceva de ascuns, ceva lec\u021bii nef\u0103cute, s\u0103-\u0219i verse nervii, de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 au fost demasca\u021bi. C\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut pe nimeni scos la tabl\u0103, cu lec\u021bia \u0219tiut\u0103, c\u0103ruia s\u0103 i se zic\u0103 Prostule \u0219i s\u0103 reac\u021bioneze agresiv. Cred c\u0103 cel mult ridic\u0103 din umeri. C\u0103 nu e prost.<\/p>\n

E posibil ca, cei care reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 violent la apelativul Prostule s\u0103 fie chiar personaje din povestea cu drobul de sare a lui Creang\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai poat\u0103 fi nimic de f\u0103cut. S\u00eent aceia care rostesc clar cuvintele \u201eNij eu nu-s prost\u201d\/\u201dDa, ce io-s prost?\u201d Se depisteaz\u0103 u\u0219or prin aceste intreb\u0103ri care-i arat\u0103 exact cum nu se cred. Cu ace\u0219tia e greu de lucrat, e posibil ca orgoliul s\u0103 le dicteze mi\u0219c\u0103rile. Limbajul cunoscut s\u0103 fie exprimat \u00een pumni \u0219i \u00eenjur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n

Cine zice, \u0103la este<\/h2>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, ia s\u0103 lu\u0103m la analiz\u0103 \u0219i cel\u0103lalt taler al balan\u021bei, cel care arunc\u0103 vorba grea.<\/p>\n

\u201eProst mai e \u0103la \u0219i proast\u0103 ailalt\u0103\u201d. \u201eIa uite prostul ce pas\u0103 a dat\u201d. \u201eProasta aia nu ar trebui s\u0103 existe\u201d. S\u00eent expresii la ordinea zilei, nici nu ridic\u0103m spr\u00eenceana c\u00eend le auzim. Pentru c\u0103 ne s\u00eent familiare injuriile, jignirile, etichet\u0103rile, le accept\u0103m, ele se pretind a fi ceva inofensiv. Un mod de adresare extrem de josnic, \u00een fapt. Iar c\u00eend le reg\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een familie, e cu at\u00eet mai dureros: \u201eCopilul \u0103sta e prost, nu pricepe de la \u0219coal\u0103\u201d, \u201eB\u0103i, prostule, eu te-am f\u0103cut, eu te omor\u201d, \u201eHai c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost, nu ai dat \u0219i tu?\u201d\u201d Cred c\u0103 e\u0219ti cea mai proast\u0103 din clas\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 cre\u0219ti cu asta nu te modeleaz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n

Dar c\u00eend chiar noi s\u00eentem cei care arunc\u0103 cuvintele astea? Cine s\u00eentem? Sfatul B\u0103tr\u00eenilor? S\u00eentem vreo eminen\u021b\u0103 cenu\u0219ie care a dovedit ceva? E vreo sclipire \u00een noi care ne d\u0103 dreptul s\u0103 catalog\u0103m zeflemitor pe cineva? M\u0103car \u00een\u021belepciunea Caracati\u021bei Paul o avem? Poate a unui c\u0103\u021bel? Cum s\u00eentem? Hai s\u0103 ne g\u0103sim o caracterizare. Dac\u0103 lu\u0103m \u00een der\u00eedere sau b\u00eerfim, arunc\u00eend f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne g\u00eendim, s\u0103ge\u021bi spre semeni ai no\u0219tri, p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103 membri ai familiei extinse? Nu \u0219tim noi oare c\u0103 se \u00eentorc \u00eempotriva noastr\u0103, chiar \u0219i ni\u0219te vorbe oarecare? Nu \u021binem minte vorba copil\u0103riei \u201eCine zice, \u0103la este?\u201d Crede\u021bi c\u0103 e o vorb\u0103 de copii? Eu nu cred. Cum ar fi s\u0103 ne g\u00eendim un pic \u00eenainte de a zdrobi cu vorbe?<\/p>\n

P\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103, v\u0103 zic care e solu\u021bia, e una german\u0103, c\u0103 tot ne place tehnica lor. \u00cen german\u0103 \u201eProst\u201d \u00eenseamn\u0103 noroc. V-a\u021bi prins? Hai, Prost!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Poftim? Mai zi o dat\u0103. M-ai f\u0103cut prost? Pe cine faci tu, b\u0103, prost? Pe tine. Pe ci\u2026nu, c\u0103 n-am auzit bine, ia mai zi o dat\u0103. E\u0219ti prost. B\u0103, \u021bine-m\u0103, c\u0103-l omor, \u0103sta m-a f\u0103cut prost, prost e\u0219ti tu! Poftim? Mai zi o dat\u0103. M-ai f\u0103cut prost? Pe cine faci tu, b\u0103, prost? Pe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":112995,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Gianina Corondan despre a fi prost.\r\n`E\u0219ti prost!\u201d \u201eB\u0103, \u021bine-m\u0103, c\u0103-l omor, \u0103sta m-a f\u0103cut prost, prost e\u0219ti tu!\u201d De ce ne ambal\u0103m, de ce ne inflam\u0103m in halul \u0103sta la o a\u0219a caracterizare? De ce ne sare mu\u0219tarul c\u00eend se ajunge la concluzia (real\u0103 sau doar r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103) c\u0103 nu am g\u00eendit, c\u0103 s\u00eentem cam p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103i?","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[152],"tags":[151,907],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/arguing-female-male-man-shouting-1296392.png","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9PoWe-prost","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112993\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/112995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}