S\u0103 fi fost zi de t\u00e2rg sau poate c\u0103 numai mi se p\u0103rea mie, dup\u0103 lu\u00admea ce umbla \u00een deal \u015fi-n vale pe la noi pe strad\u0103. C\u0103\u00ad\u0163\u0103rat pe v\u00e2rful gardului, cu o felie de p\u00e2ine uns\u0103 cu gr\u0103\u00adsime, pe care mi-o d\u0103duse mama numa\u2019 s\u0103-mi mai tac\u0103 gura, o z\u0103resc \u00een lungul drumului pe bunica, ce se apropia f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103, cu z\u00e2mbetul ei de copil \u015f\u0103galnic. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi pese dac\u0103 m\u0103 auzea sau nu, am s\u0103rit \u00een drum \u015fi, tot la fug\u0103, \u0163ipam c\u00e2t m\u0103 \u0163ineau bojocii: \u201cBunic\u0103! Bunic\u0103!\u201d C\u00e2nd m-a z\u0103rit, z\u00e2mbetul ei a crescut ca spuma pe lapte \u015fi, cu bra\u0163ele deschise, a reu\u015fit de bine -de r\u0103u, s\u0103-mi opreasc\u0103 av\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n
\u201cUndi ti n\u0103pustie\u015fti a\u015fe v\u00eertos, m\u0103i cioflingarule, c\u0103 nu dau t\u0103tarii\u201d, \u00eencerca ea s\u0103 m\u0103 struneasc\u0103, str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu am\u00e2ndou\u0103 m\u00e2inile l\u00e2ng\u0103 pri\u015ftoarea din l\u00e2n\u0103 aspr\u0103, ce-i venea p\u00e2n\u0103 la c\u0103lc\u00e2ie.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cBunic\u0103, ai v\u0103zut c\u00e2t\u0103 lume umbl\u0103-n deal \u015fi-n vale, di parc\u0103 n-au nicio treab\u0103; eu m\u0103 tem c\u00ee s-or cam prostit oamenii ai\u015ftia \u015fi nu mai \u015ftiu di d\u00e2n\u015fii.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDa tu, alt\u00ee triab\u00ee n-ai dic\u00e2t s\u00ee p\u00e2ndie\u015fti oamenii pi uli\u0163\u00ee? Hai mai ghini cu minii, c\u00ee aviem \u015fiucal\u0103i di di\u015ffacat \u015fi a\u015fe harnic cum ti v\u0103d, poati c-om gati p\u00e2n\u00ee-n Cra\u015fiun> continu\u0103 ea, cu vocea molcom\u0103.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u015fi vedeam desf\u0103c\u00e2nd boabele de porumb, unul c\u00e2te unul, a\u015fa cum pu\u00adteam eu pe vrema aceea, \u00een plin\u0103 var\u0103, cu frica s\u0103 nu m\u0103 apuce Cr\u0103ciunul cu treaba ne\u00adterminat\u0103. \u015ei, mai ales, oare ce aveam eu s\u0103-i spun Mo\u015fului, c\u00e2nd va veni cu sacul de c\u00e2nep\u0103 \u00een spate: c\u0103<\/p>\n
n-am fost destul de harnic? A\u015fa ceva nu se putea. Solu\u0163ia era s\u0103 schimb c\u00e2t mai repe\u00adde subiectul \u015fi bunica s\u0103 uite de planu\u00adrile cu \u015ftiule\u0163ii de p\u0103pu\u015foi.<\/p>\n
\u201cBunic\u0103, da\u2019 sigur oamenii ai\u015ftia nu s-or prostit di-o vreme?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNu, dragu\u2019 bunichii, afl\u0103 c\u0103 pro\u015ftii au murit di mult\u201d, m-a lini\u015ftit bunica.<\/p>\n
\u201cCum adic\u0103, nu mai sunt pro\u015fti?\u201d, m\u0103 f\u0103ceam eu curios, numai s\u0103 nu mai aduc\u0103 vorba de \u015ftiule\u0163i.<\/p>\n
\u201cDa, b\u0103ietuc, di mult nu mai sunt pro\u015f\u00adti. Amu t\u0103t\u0103 lumia-i cumintii, c\u00ee nu-\u0163i vini s\u00ee criezi. Pientru d\u00e2n\u015fii s\u00ee mai \u00eent\u00eem\u00adpl\u00ee s\u00ee mai grie\u015fasc\u00ee, da\u2019 pientru al\u0163ii, t\u0103t \u015ftiu. \u015ei chiar dac\u00ee nu-i \u00eentriab\u00ee nimini, iaca c\u0103-s distui carii tot ti-nghesuie cu sfaturi, cari mai di carii mai cumin\u0163i. Ascult\u00ee-i dac\u00ee \u00eei ave vreme, da\u2019 mai \u00eenainti di-a fa\u015fi ori\u015fici, judic\u00ee s\u00e2ngur matalii, c\u00ee at\u00e2ta cap ai \u015fi s\u00e2ngur.\u201d<\/p>\n
S\u0103 fi fost ieri sau poate \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 via\u0163\u0103, nu mai \u015ftiu, dar pova\u0163a asta mi-a r\u0103mas \u00een minte \u015fi-n ziua de azi. C\u00eend \u00eent\u00e2lnesc oameni ce iau decizii p\u0103guboa\u00adse pentru ei, dar sunt tare buni s\u0103 dea<\/p>\n
altora sfaturi, de fiecare dat\u0103-mi aduc amin\u00ad\u00adte de z\u00e2mbetul bunicii: He, he, pro\u015ftii au murit di mult.<\/p>\n
Ierta\u0163i-m\u0103 dac\u0103 iara\u015fi am c\u0103zut \u00een traista cu amintiri de la bunica, de fapt voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 prezint un subiect c\u00e2t se poate de serios \u015fi anume: minimalizarea impactului fiscal la deces. \u015etiu c\u0103 acest subiect nu face parte din preocup\u0103rile dumneavoastr\u0103 imediate \u015fi c\u0103 am mai vorbit deja despre acest lucru, dar prefer s\u0103 m\u0103 repet, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 afla\u0163i prea t\u00e2rziu c\u0103 la decesul ultimului dintre so\u0163i, primul care se va prezenta la poarta succesiunii, va fi impozitul.<\/p>\n
V\u0103 place sau nu, dar pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 copiii pe care i-a\u0163i crescut \u015fi c\u0103rora dori\u0163i s\u0103 le l\u0103sa\u0163i tot ce a\u0163i agonisit, mai ave\u0163i unul. \u00cel cheam\u0103 Fisc \u015fi v\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 lini\u015ftit toat\u0103 via\u0163a. Numai c\u0103, fiind mai hr\u0103p\u0103re\u0163 de mic, c\u00eend se prezint\u0103 momentul, el va fi primul care-\u015fi va cere partea, parte ce de multe ori nu e deloc neglijabil\u0103. De sc\u0103pat de el v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu se poate, au mai \u00eencercat \u015fi al\u0163ii. Solu\u0163ia ce-a mai simpl\u0103 \u015fi mai si\u00adgur\u0103 e s\u0103-i preg\u0103ti\u0163i partea lui din timp, la numai o frac\u0163iune fa\u0163\u0103 de c\u00e2t o s\u0103 coste atunci. Solu\u0163ii exist\u0103, analiza se face pentru fiecare fa\u00admilie \u00een parte, deoarece fiecare familie este unic\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la alte pove\u015fti, eu v\u0103 doresc o vacan\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2t mai pl\u0103cut\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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