{"id":14295,"date":"2012-01-23T13:04:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T18:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=14295"},"modified":"2012-01-23T13:04:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T18:04:09","slug":"cine-isi-permite-isi-permite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2012\/01\/23\/cine-isi-permite-isi-permite\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine \u00ee\u015fi permite, \u00ee\u015fi permite"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti o femeie?<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u0103 e\u015fti \u00eendr\u0103gostit!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti dou\u0103 femei?<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u0103 e\u015fti c\u0103s\u0103torit!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti trei femei?<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i!<\/li>\n<li>Tat\u0103l, c\u0103tre fiic\u0103:<br \/>\n&#8211; Draga mea, te-ai g\u00e2ndit ce-ai s\u0103 faci c\u00e2nd vei fi \u015fi tu a\u015fa mare, ca mami?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, eu o s\u0103 \u0163in diet\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>El: Ai m\u00e2ncat?<br \/>\nEa: Ai m\u00e2ncat?<br \/>\nEl: M\u0103 imi\u0163i.<br \/>\nEa: M\u0103 imi\u0163i.<br \/>\nEl: Te iubesc!<br \/>\nEa: Da, am m\u00e2ncat!<\/li>\n<li>So\u0163ul c\u0103tre so\u0163ie :<br \/>\n&#8211; Draga mea, ce zici, vrei s\u0103 petrecem un weekend fabulos de Sf\u00e2ntul Valentin?<br \/>\n&#8211; Este o idee excelent\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Perfect, ne vedem luni!<\/li>\n<li>Un tip \u00eel sun\u0103 pe priete\u00adnul s\u0103u cel mai bun:<br \/>\n&#8211; Scuz\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 te deranjez chiar \u00een luna de miere, dar am nevoie urgent de sfatul t\u0103u. De c\u00e2tva timp am impresia c\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103. Asear\u0103 a ie\u015fit \u015fi m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s-o p\u00e2n\u00addesc. Mi-am parcat motocicleta Kawasaki aproape de garaj \u015fi m-am ascuns dup\u0103 ea. Chiar \u00een acel moment, c\u00e2nd eram culcat dup\u0103 Kawasaki, am observat c\u0103 prin \u00eenveli\u015ful de la supapa motorului pare c\u0103 se scurge ulei. Crezi c\u0103 e grav? M\u0103 po\u0163i \u00eendru\u00adma s-o repar singur sau trebuie s\u0103 ajung urgent la service?<\/li>\n<li>Un baby boomer ajunge la 93 de ani \u015fi, de\u015fi e s\u0103n\u0103tos tun, se pl\u00e2nge tot timpul.<br \/>\n&#8211; De ce e\u015fti trist?, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 fiul. Am grij\u0103 de tine, nu-\u0163i lipse\u015fte nimic&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Bine, asta c\u00e2t timp mai tr\u0103ie\u015fti tu. \u015ei pe urm\u0103?<\/li>\n<li>Ce este un celibatar?<br \/>\nUn b\u0103rbat care a pierdut ocazia de a face nefericit\u0103 o femeie.<\/li>\n<li>Iubito, \u00eei spune so\u0163ul so\u0163iei, am invitat un prieten la cin\u0103 \u00een seara aceasta.<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum? Ai \u00eennebunit? Casa e cu susul \u00een jos, n-am f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, toate vasele sunt murdare \u015fi n-am niciun chef s\u0103 m-apuc de g\u0103tit!<br \/>\n&#8211; Evident c\u0103 \u015ftiu toate astea, draga mea&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Atunci ce te-a apucat s\u0103-\u0163i invi\u0163i prietenul?<br \/>\n&#8211; Pentru c\u0103 el nu \u015ftie \u015fi are de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 se \u00eensoare!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti o femeie? &#8211; C\u0103 e\u015fti \u00eendr\u0103gostit! &#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti dou\u0103 femei? &#8211; C\u0103 e\u015fti c\u0103s\u0103torit! &#8211; Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd iube\u015fti trei femei? &#8211; C\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i! 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