So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi prive\u015fte \u00een extaz so\u0163ia, care cite\u015fte. Dup\u0103 o or\u0103, observ\u00e2nd privirea lui, ea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\n– De ce m\u0103 prive\u015fti a\u015fa?
\n– Nici nu-\u0163i dai seama ce frumoas\u0103 e\u015fti a\u015fa, cu gura \u00eenchis\u0103.<\/p>\n
– Mam\u0103, cine \u0163i-a cump\u0103rat blana asta at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103?\u2008Tata?
\n– Ei, tata!… Dac\u0103 m\u0103 bizuiam pe el, nu te-a\u015f fi avut nici pe tine.<\/p>\n
Limita b\u0103utului decent:\u2008Bea exact at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine s\u0103 \u0163i se par\u0103 frumoas\u0103, dar s\u0103 te po\u0163i opri de la a o cere de so\u0163ie…<\/p>\n
– Ai v\u0103zut-o, draga mea, pe t\u00e2n\u0103ra aceea care-mi z\u00e2mbea?
\n– Las\u0103, iubitule, c\u0103 \u015fi pe mine m-a bufnit r\u00e2sul c\u00e2nd te-am v\u0103zut pri\u00adma oar\u0103.<\/p>\n
So\u0163ia preg\u0103te\u015fte micul dejun. \u00cen acel moment, so\u0163ul, intr\u00e2nd \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige:
\n– Vezi c\u0103 se arde uleiul!\u2008Pune ou\u0103le \u00een tigaie! \u00centoarce-le repede, altfel se ard!\u2008Dumnezeule, n-ai t\u0103iat \u00eenc\u0103 p\u00e2ine?!\u2008Sarea? Unde e sarea? Pune sare!
\n– Omule, ce te-a apucat?\u2008Crezi c\u0103 nu sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 fac ni\u015fte ou\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 urletele tale?
\nB\u0103rbatul r\u0103spunde calm:
\n– Nu, draga mea, voiam s\u0103 vezi cum m\u0103 simt eu c\u00e2nd conduc \u015fi tu stai \u00een dreapta…<\/p>\n
– Ce \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u015fte prima oar\u0103 la un b\u0103rbat?
\n– Nevasta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi prive\u015fte \u00een extaz so\u0163ia, care cite\u015fte. Dup\u0103 o or\u0103, observ\u00e2nd privirea lui, ea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: – De ce m\u0103 prive\u015fti a\u015fa? – Nici nu-\u0163i dai seama ce frumoas\u0103 e\u015fti a\u015fa, cu gura \u00eenchis\u0103. – Mam\u0103, cine \u0163i-a cump\u0103rat blana asta at\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103?\u2008Tata? – Ei, tata!… Dac\u0103 m\u0103 bizuiam pe el, nu te-a\u015f […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[380],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-4WH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}