{"id":21350,"date":"2014-04-18T14:50:56","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T18:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=21350"},"modified":"2014-04-18T14:50:56","modified_gmt":"2014-04-18T18:50:56","slug":"legile-lui-bula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2014\/04\/18\/legile-lui-bula\/","title":{"rendered":"Legile lui Bul\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

LEGEA SPA\u0162IULUI:
\nEste loc sub soare pentru toat\u0103 lumea. Din p\u0103cate, toat\u0103 lumea vrea la umbr\u0103.<\/p>\n

LEGEA REVOLU\u0162IEI (nr. 1):
\nOrice revolu\u0163ie este \u00eence\u00adpu\u00adt\u0103 de naivi, continuat\u0103 de impostori \u015fi exploatat\u0103 de escroci.<\/p>\n

LEGEA REVOLU\u0162IEI (nr. 2\/1989):
\nToata lumea a tras:
\n– armata – \u00een unii,
\n– securitatea – \u00een al\u0163ii,
\n– justi\u0163ia – de timp,
\n– nomenclatura – foloase,
\n– poporul – n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n

LEGEA CASELOR NA\u0162IONALIZATE (modificat\u0103 \u015fi republicat\u0103):
\nCui o are, nu i se va mai lua. Cui i s-a luat, nu i se va mai da.<\/p>\n

LEGEA PRIVATIZ\u0102RII:
\nDac\u0103 din ceva sco\u0163i o parte, po\u0163i fi prins. Mai bine iei totul.<\/p>\n

LEGEA I-a A STATICII:
\nTot ce e de stat – st\u0103.<\/p>\n

LEGEA PARTIDELOR:
\nUnde nu e cap, sunt mai multe aripi.<\/p>\n

LEGEA NR.1 A GEOMETRIEI:
\nUn cap rotund ridicat la putere devine p\u0103trat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

LEGEA NR. 2 A GEOMETRIEI:
\nO dreapt\u0103 nu poate s\u0103 fie paralel\u0103 cu o st\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n

Poli\u0163istul: A\u0163i consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice?
\n\u015eoferul: Da, o lad\u0103 de bere, doi litri de vin \u015fi o sticl\u0103 de vodc\u0103.
\nPoli\u0163istul: V\u0103 rog s\u0103 sufla\u0163i aici.
\n\u015eoferul: De ce? Nu m\u0103 crede\u0163i?<\/p>\n

Matrimoniale: Dac\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103tr\u00e2n, dar e\u015fti foarte bogat, o superb\u0103 v\u0103duv\u0103 de 25 de ani va deveni cu pl\u0103cere \u015fi v\u0103duva ta.<\/p>\n

La priveghi.
\n– Cum a murit so\u0163ul dvs?
\n– S-a \u00eenecat \u00eentr-un canal, la Vene\u0163ia.
\n– Gondolean\u0163e!<\/p>\n

Tot timpul ne l\u0103ud\u0103m cu c\u00e2te ma\u015fini am v\u00e2ndut \u00een Europa, dar c\u00e2te am furat nu zice nimeni…<\/p>\n

Cod Ro\u015fu de viscol:
\nDin cauza viscolului \u015fi a vizibilit\u0103\u0163ii sc\u0103zute, utilajele de desz\u0103pezire din jude\u0163ele Br\u0103ila \u015fi Vrancea au ajuns s\u0103 desz\u0103pezeasc\u0103 \u00een jude\u0163ul Buz\u0103u.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LEGEA SPA\u0162IULUI: Este loc sub soare pentru toat\u0103 lumea. Din p\u0103cate, toat\u0103 lumea vrea la umbr\u0103. LEGEA REVOLU\u0162IEI (nr. 1): Orice revolu\u0163ie este \u00eence\u00adpu\u00adt\u0103 de naivi, continuat\u0103 de impostori \u015fi exploatat\u0103 de escroci. LEGEA REVOLU\u0162IEI (nr. 2\/1989): Toata lumea a tras: – armata – \u00een unii, – securitatea – \u00een al\u0163ii, – justi\u0163ia – de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[380],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-5ym","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21350"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}