{"id":21590,"date":"2014-06-16T15:45:13","date_gmt":"2014-06-16T19:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=21590"},"modified":"2014-06-16T15:45:13","modified_gmt":"2014-06-16T19:45:13","slug":"ma-cheama-gigi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2014\/06\/16\/ma-cheama-gigi\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 cheam\u0103 Gigi"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nu-parcati\"<\/a>Guest post: Simona Marin<\/em><\/p>\n

Pe c\u00e2nd locuiam \u00een Bucure\u015fti, am trecut \u00eentr-o zi prin cartierul Rahova \u015fi am z\u0103rit din tramvai un nume scris cu litere uria\u015fe: “Pia\u0163a Niki Scorpion\u201d. Ghici cine vinde leg\u0103turile de ceap\u0103 la tarabele de acolo? \u00cen alt\u0103 zi, circulam pa\u015fnic pe trotuar \u015fi pe un gard v\u0103d inscrip\u00ad\u0163ionat cu o m\u00een\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00eet\u0103: NU STA\u0162IONA\u0162I, TAI CAUCIUCURI – GIOVANI.<\/p>\n

Inepuizabila capacitate a cet\u0103\u0163eanului rom\u00e2n de explorare a c\u00e2mpului lexical onomastic interna\u0163ional este impresionant\u0103! Aceast\u0103 pasiune se men\u0163ine \u015fi chiar se dezvolt\u0103 la cei care au plecat \u00een Occident. \u015ei ar fi sunat fantastic de n-ar mai fi fost \u015fi nesuferitele nume de familie care stric\u0103 decorul: Anthony Po\u015firc\u0103, Brandon Pufulete, Brunhilde Grivei, Ashley Ciupitu, William Br\u00e2nz\u0103…<\/p>\n

Lucrurile iau o turnur\u0103 de-a dreptul senza\u0163ional\u0103 c\u00e2nd trecerea unei grani\u0163e devine un fenomen aproape magic, precum secven\u0163a \u00een care calul lui F\u0103t-Frumos se transform\u0103 incredibil dup\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 j\u0103ratec. P\u0103r de culoare nou\u0103, look nou \u015fi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, nume noi. Gra\u0163iela nu mai e Gra\u0163iela, e Grace. Cristi s-a transformat \u00een Christian, Ionu\u0163 e, of course, John, Mihai a devenit Michael, iar Claudiu, drag\u0103, a ajuns Claude. Ne purt\u0103m \u015fi vorbim ca \u00een octzident, ne love\u015fte amnezia lingvistic\u0103 \u015fi arunc\u0103m limb\u0103 matern\u0103 precum ciorapii pe care nu mai vrem s\u0103-i c\u00e2rpim, c\u0103 nu d\u0103 bine s\u0103 se \u015ftie c\u0103 ai fost rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n

Ar fi mers scuza cu integrarea, dar nu \u0163ine. Fiindc\u0103 poate nu-l mai cheam\u0103 Marcel, ci Marcelo, dar la \u015fmecherii \u015fi ponturi nu renun\u0163\u0103, a\u015fa cum nu renun\u0163\u0103 nici la bor\u015ful cu leu\u015ftean adus tocmai din Rom\u00e2nia. \u00cei \u00eenjur\u0103 pe localnici, dar r\u00e2vne\u015fte la bun\u0103starea lor, se duce la muncile de jos c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, dar, c\u00e2nd vine \u00een vizit\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, se umfl\u0103 ca broscu\u0163a, c\u0103 de, are num\u0103r galben la ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi ah, se mi\u015fc\u0103 cu \u00eencetinitorul, precum Bruce Willis c\u00e2nd s-a dus s\u0103 salveze planeta.<\/p>\n

Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 sens: ce mai conteaz\u0103 prin ce ghetto-uri doarme, c\u0103 munce\u015fte ca un sclav 12 ore pe zi, c\u0103 e un inadaptat, dac\u0103 toate astea \u00eenseamn\u0103 o vacan\u0163\u0103 la Rom\u00e2nia, \u0163ara unde e cineva, locul perfect pentru a face show off, cu beemveul pe uli\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 \u015fi categoria de lux, rom\u00e2nul iste\u0163 care \u015ftie s\u0103 fac\u0103 rost de oportunit\u0103\u0163i sau de aprofundarea studiilor pe banii babachii sau ai institu\u0163iei sau ai cuiva, dar \u00een nici un caz ai lui, \u015fi care, c\u00e2nd se termin\u0103 sejurul, nu mai g\u0103se\u015fte bilet de retur. Dac\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentrebi, o s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e foarte grea via\u0163a \u00een vest, c\u0103 nu sf\u0103tuie\u015fte pe nimeni s\u0103 plece din Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103 el viseaz\u0103 la lanurile de gr\u00e2u \u015fi la f\u00e2nt\u00e2na cu cump\u0103n\u0103 de acas\u0103, mesaj pe care \u0163i-l scrie de pe Ipad, \u00een timp ce m\u0103n\u00eenc\u0103 br\u00e2nz\u0103 Brie double cr\u00e8me \u015fi bea un Ch\u00e2teau Latour Pauillac, produc\u0163ie 1990.<\/p>\n

Era s\u0103 \u00eel uit pe ro\u00adm\u00e2\u00adnul din Berceni, Gigi, b\u0103\u00adiat de b\u0103iat, str\u0103mutat pes\u00adte Ocean \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 se va \u00eembog\u0103\u0163i peste noapte.<\/p>\n

Acest Gigi e un p\u0103s\u00adtr\u0103tor al tradi\u0163ionalelor \u00eenjur\u0103turi rom\u00e2ne\u015fti de o varietate care ne deta\u015feaz\u0103 net printre alte na\u0163ii \u015fi, mai ales, le \u015ftie p\u0103 toate. \u015etie unde e ben\u00ad-zina mai ieftin\u0103 cu un cent, \u015ftie s\u0103-\u015fi schimbe singur uleiul la ma\u015fin\u0103 \u00een mijlocul str\u0103zii, a\u015fa cum f\u0103cea la el \u00eentre blocuri, urm\u0103re\u015fte \u015ftirile de la ProTV zilnic \u015fi \u015ftie unde se g\u0103se\u015fte varz\u0103 murat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei culmea care e? C\u0103 nu \u015fi-a schimonosit nume\u00adle, reneg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi identita\u00adtea, nu a manipulat pe nimeni ca s\u0103 ob\u0163in\u0103 bani, nu trimite \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 poze cu c\u00e2rna\u0163ii din frigider sau cu leii de ciment de la intrarea din fa\u0163\u0103 casei \u015fi, dac\u0103 cineva \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum e, nu face efortul s\u0103 impresioneze.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd plec\u0103m \u00een concediu \u015fi vrem s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m cheia la cineva ca s\u0103 ne ude florile, lui Marcel(o) nu-i mai merge brusc robotul de la telefon, iar Benjamin aka Benia\u00admin, rom\u00e2nul venit la studii, e inabordabil, \u00ee\u015fi prepar\u0103 doctoratul spiritual \u00een iubirea aproapelui.<\/p>\n

\u015ei-atunci o s\u0103 \u00eel rog iar pe Gigi, c\u0103 nu ne-a refuzat niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guest post: Simona Marin Pe c\u00e2nd locuiam \u00een Bucure\u015fti, am trecut \u00eentr-o zi prin cartierul Rahova \u015fi am z\u0103rit din tramvai un nume scris cu litere uria\u015fe: “Pia\u0163a Niki Scorpion\u201d. Ghici cine vinde leg\u0103turile de ceap\u0103 la tarabele de acolo? \u00cen alt\u0103 zi, circulam pa\u015fnic pe trotuar \u015fi pe un gard v\u0103d inscrip\u00ad\u0163ionat cu o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21591,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[522],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/nu-parcati.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-5Ce","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21590\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}