\u00centr-un spital, to\u021bi nebunii st\u0103teau ag\u0103\u021ba\u021bi pe pere\u021bi. La un moment dat vine doctorul \u0219i spune :
\n– A venit toamna!
\nTo\u021bi nebunii cad jos, numai doi r\u0103m\u00e2n.
\n– N-a\u021bi auzit c\u0103 a venit toamna?
\n– Ba da, dar noi suntem conifere!<\/p>\n
La ora de religie.
\n– Copii, care dintre voi poate s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd au r\u0103mas \u00een Rai Adam \u0219i Eva? \u00eentreab\u0103 profesorul.
\n– P\u00e2n\u0103 la venirea toamnei, r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103.
\n– De unde \u0219tii?
\n– Mai devreme nu se coc merele…<\/p>\n
Bobul de strugure verde c\u0103tre bobul de strugure violet:
\n– Respir\u0103, idiotule, respir\u0103\u0103\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Bul\u0103 de ce crezi c\u0103 se \u00eeng\u0103lbenesc frunzele toamna?
\n– De frica iernii.
\n– Care este asem\u0103narea dintre un Windows \u0219i un submarin?
\n– Cum deschizi o fereastr\u0103, cum ai o problem\u0103!<\/p>\n
O planet\u0103 trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Terra \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:
\n– Ce mai faci, soro? Nu te-am v\u0103zut de milioane de ani!
\n– Nu prea bine. \u0218tii… mi-au ie\u0219it Homo Sapiens…
\n– Nu te \u00eengrijora, o s\u0103 treac\u0103! Am avut \u0219i eu!<\/p>\n
Un orb \u00eel intreb\u0103 pe un olog:
\n\u2013 Merge, merge?
\n\u2013 Dup\u0103 cum vezi\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2013 De ce are veveri\u021ba coada-n spate?
\n\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 st\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n
Un om st\u0103tea pe g\u00e2nduri, dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103-i vina ideea, a alunecat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-un spital, to\u021bi nebunii st\u0103teau ag\u0103\u021ba\u021bi pe pere\u021bi. La un moment dat vine doctorul \u0219i spune : – A venit toamna! To\u021bi nebunii cad jos, numai doi r\u0103m\u00e2n. – N-a\u021bi auzit c\u0103 a venit toamna? – Ba da, dar noi suntem conifere! La ora de religie. – Copii, care dintre voi poate s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[380],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-7jl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}