{"id":65088,"date":"2019-08-18T15:56:41","date_gmt":"2019-08-18T19:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/?p=65088"},"modified":"2019-08-18T15:56:41","modified_gmt":"2019-08-18T19:56:41","slug":"vacanta-fara-sfarsit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/2019\/08\/18\/vacanta-fara-sfarsit\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacan\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219it"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd eram la casa de copii, \u00een vara lui \u201980, dup\u0103 clasa a \u0219aptea, am ajuns \u00een tab\u0103ra de la Snagov. Fa\u021b\u0103 de alte tabere unde mergeau c\u0103minarii, acolo era un rai!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Din p\u0103cate, tab\u0103r\u0103 \u021binea numai o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec, o surpriz\u0103:<\/p>\n

Tu \u2013 mi-a spus educatorul Anghel, zis Berbecul \u2012 mai r\u0103m\u00e2i o tur\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi bine \u0219i meri\u021bi!<\/p>\n

\u0218i am luat-o de la cap\u0103t.<\/p>\n

A doua zi de diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd a sunat trompeta, am \u00eenceput cu drumul obligatoriu la veceu \u0219i la sp\u0103l\u0103tor, \u00eentr-o latur\u0103 a poienii. Pe urm\u0103 micul, prea micul dejun, cea mai sub\u021bire feliu\u021b\u0103 de p\u00e2ine ce se poate t\u0103ia de m\u00e2na omului, un p\u0103tr\u0103\u021bel de unt obosit, din care ie\u0219eau broboane de ap\u0103, ca sudoarea, o linguri\u021b\u0103 de gem \u0219i o can\u0103 de ceai nu mai mare dec\u00e2t o c\u0103limar\u0103. Apoi imnul \u0219i ridicarea steagului, discursul directorului \u0219i gata: urma b\u0103l\u0103ceala \u0219i p\u00e2nditul fetelor prin tufi\u0219uri. Fetele din Bucure\u0219ti, venite la plaj\u0103, c\u0103ci \u00een tab\u0103r\u0103 eram numai b\u0103ie\u021bi de pe la casele de copii din \u021bar\u0103.<\/p>\n

La masa de pr\u00e2nz veneam numai dac\u0103 ploua. Altfel, st\u0103team printre turi\u0219ti, m\u00e2ncam p\u00e2ine goal\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba lor, clef\u0103ind, p\u00e2n\u0103 se enervau \u0219i ne d\u0103deau din parizerul lor.<\/p>\n

Mar\u021bi era zi de mers cu autocarul \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, la Muzeul Na\u021bional de Istorie. Educatorii ne alergau prin muzeul \u0103la ca la Daciad\u0103, nu apucam s\u0103 vedem nimic.<\/p>\n

Miercurea ne duceam la Antipa. Ochii la dinouzaur! Privi\u021bi sus! Acum \u00een dreapta! Pac, pac, din c\u00e2teva \u00eentoarceri ale capului fotografiam \u00eenc\u0103perea \u0219i \u021bu\u0219ti afar\u0103, ne trezeam pe trotuar \u00eenainte de a ne fi dat seama unde am fost \u0219i ce am v\u0103zut.<\/p>\n

Sup\u0103rarea ne trecea repede fiindc\u0103 de la Antipa plecam \u00eencolona\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la o cofet\u0103rie de pe bulevard. Acolo educatorul scotea un s\u0103cule\u021b de p\u00e2nz\u0103 plin cu monede. Noi st\u0103team alinia\u021bi pe teras\u0103, cu m\u00e2inile \u00eentinse, \u0219i el ne punea fiec\u0103ruia \u00een palm\u0103 c\u00e2te un leu. Treceam unul dup\u0103 altul prin fa\u021ba automatului de \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, d\u0103deam leul \u0219i primeam un cornet cu ceva roz \u0219i rece. O substan\u021b\u0103 care se topea c\u00e2nd \u00eei ar\u0103tam limba, nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd o atingeam, \u0219i ni se scurgea pe degete, pe bra\u021be, p\u00e2n\u0103 la coate. \u00centr-un ora\u0219 mohor\u00e2t \u0219i \u00eenfometat, undeva, \u00een centru, 50 de copii pu\u0219i milit\u0103re\u0219te \u00een r\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i lingeau degetele.<\/p>\n

\u00cen a doua s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, joi am prins serviciu la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. A\u0219eza\u021bi pe ni\u0219te sc\u0103unele de lemn, cur\u0103\u021bam cartofi. Dou\u0103 femei grase, cu c\u00e2te un b\u0103\u021b \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u2012 c\u0103 doar eram \u00een p\u0103dure, se \u00eenv\u00e2rteau printre noi \u0219i ne plesneau peste m\u00e2ini c\u00e2nd sc\u0103pam cu\u021bitul mai ad\u00e2nc \u00een cartof. Voiau s\u0103 decup\u0103m coaja la grosimea foi\u021bei de \u021bigar\u0103, se te vezi prin ea.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd s-a \u00eencheiat \u0219i a doua tab\u0103r\u0103, iar discursuri, recit\u0103ri de poezii, foc de tab\u0103r\u0103, la revedere, tab\u0103r\u0103 drag\u0103, la revedere, noi plec\u0103m, mi-am f\u0103cut bucuros bagajele de cu sear\u0103. Voiam s\u0103 plec. Dar ce s\u0103 vezi? Seria a treia, sosit\u0103 de la c\u0103min, era incomplet\u0103 \u2013 \u0219i atunci educatorul m-a tras \u00eenapoi de pe sc\u0103rile autocarului. S\u0103 mai stau o tur\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b bine \u0219i merit.<\/p>\n

Deci iar tab\u0103r\u0103! Trompet\u0103, caca, sp\u0103lat, feliu\u021b\u0103, imn, steag, b\u0103l\u0103ceal\u0103, gagici. Trompet\u0103, pipi, gem, autocar, muzeu, v\u00e2j-v\u00e2j, Ceau\u0219escu, sup\u0103 de cartofi, zbenguial\u0103, budinc\u0103, nani. Iar autocar, iar Bucure\u0219ti, dinozaur, un leu, \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, pireu, nuferi, p\u00e2ine, somn. \u0218i iar feliu\u021b\u0103, plaj\u0103, m\u00e2na sus, to\u021bi pe dreapta, to\u021bi pe st\u00e2nga, cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi, alerg\u0103tur\u0103, \u0219motru, noapte bun\u0103. Autocar, Bucure\u0219ti, Ci\u0219migiu, f\u0103r\u0103 leu, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, doar copaci \u0219i ap\u0103 ca la Snagov, spectacol la \u021a\u0103nd\u0103ric\u0103, macaroane, sfor\u0103ial\u0103. Cartofi, cu\u021bit, coaj\u0103, jordie, pleosc! v\u0103leu!<\/p>\n

Eram un elev bun. Meritam. A\u0219a c\u0103 am mai r\u0103mas \u00eenc\u0103 o tur\u0103. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 una. Trompet\u0103, imnet\u0103, cur\u0103\u021b\u0103tof, m\u00e2nc\u0103muzeu, antipazaur, monedacii \u0219i romanii, snagov\u00e2n\u0103t, nuferin\u021b\u0103, plajale mare, cartof, of, of, of, vreau acas\u0103! Totul se amesteca. Mori\u0219ca se \u00eenv\u00e2rtea \u00eentruna. \u021aintuit pe o pal\u0103, treceam mereu prin acela\u0219i punct. Parc\u0103 intrasem \u00eentr-o bucl\u0103 temporal\u0103. Ca \u00een \u201eZiua C\u00e2rti\u021bei\u201c.<\/p>\n

Degeaba pl\u00e2ngeam c\u0103 vreau acas\u0103, eram prea bun pentru asta. Vara trecea, iar eu, \u00een loc s\u0103 zburd pe dealuri \u00een satul meu, f\u0103ceam chirurgie pe cartofi \u00een satul de vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i vizitam acelea\u0219i dou\u0103 muzee p\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103ceam \u0219an\u021b \u00een podele, c\u00e2ntam imnul \u0219i ridicam steagul, \u021bop\u0103iam \u00een jurul focului, urlam la revedere, tab\u0103r\u0103 drag\u0103! \u00cemi era dor de mama, de prietenii mei de pe uli\u021b\u0103, de caii din herghelia lui n\u0103nu\u021bu\u2019, de st\u00e2na lui mo\u0219 Ion, de p\u0103durea mea, de iazurile mele m\u00e2loase, colc\u0103ind de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Abia prin august am sc\u0103pat de acolo. Venise un educator nou, cam slab de \u00eenger. I-am zis, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 trimite acas\u0103 cu primul autocar, m\u0103 \u00eenec. El s-a uitat lung la mine \u0219i a morm\u0103it:<\/p>\n

– Bine, b\u0103, pleci cu prima tur\u0103. Dar n-ar trebui, pentru c\u0103 am auzit c\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi bine, meri\u021bi.<\/p>\n

De atunci n-am mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat a\u0219a bine. \u0218i dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia ani, c\u00e2nd aud c\u0103 vine vacan\u021ba de var\u0103 sau trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Snagov, simt un gust puternic de cartofi \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i o varg\u0103 de alun mu\u0219c\u00e2ndu-mi degetele ca vipera. \u0218i aud o voce: \u201eSub\u021bire, sub\u021bire! Cur\u0103\u021ba\u021bi sub\u021bire, c\u0103 altfel o s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u021bi un c\u0103cat!\u201c<\/p>\n

La revedere, tab\u0103r\u0103 drag\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd eram la casa de copii, \u00een vara lui \u201980, dup\u0103 clasa a \u0219aptea, am ajuns \u00een tab\u0103ra de la Snagov. Fa\u021b\u0103 de alte tabere unde mergeau c\u0103minarii, acolo era un rai! Din p\u0103cate, tab\u0103r\u0103 \u021binea numai o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec, o surpriz\u0103: Tu \u2013 mi-a spus educatorul Anghel, zis Berbecul \u2012 mai r\u0103m\u00e2i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":197,"featured_media":65089,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Totul trebuie s\u0103 fie cu m\u0103sur\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba asta \u0219i nu realizezi ce chin poate fi o tabar\u0103 pentru un copil p\u00e2n\u0103 nu cite\u0219ti ce i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat lui Viorel Ili\u0219oi, for\u021bat s\u0103 stea \u00eentr-o vacan\u021b\u0103 pe care nu \u0219i-o mai dorea, la Snagov.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4426],"tags":[2578,4765,699],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/curatat-cartofi.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9PoWe-gVO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/197"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65088\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paginiromanesti.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}